1. crusherccme:

    found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

    (via songofthestarwhale)

     
  2. pricepricebaby:

    nest-recon:

    kia-kaha-winchesters:

    221cbakerstreet:

    lexillest:

    darksilenceinsuburbia:

    Beautiful.

    This is rad

    we need a superhero like one of these ladies

    maybe another hawkeye??

    i didn’t even notice until halfway down the post when i read the “being the teacher with the robot leg” sign that i realized everyone is missing a limb. Biomedical Engineers are really outdoing themselves and it’s both fantastic and sometimes even glamorous. 

    impossible is nothing

    that tattoo looking one is so badass

    (via frizzlemizzle)

     
  3. ninjakato:

    ruaniamh:

    kaymonstar:

    I keep laughing.

    HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

    "EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

    (Source: quevidamastriste, via swirlingsherlokili)

     

  4. amoying:

    putting on head phones when your volume is at 100%

    image

    (via shercockandmycrotch)

     

  5. fruitasticharlotte:

    In case no one told you today: you are a marvellous piece of the universe and this planet needs you on it.

    (via coachluva)

     
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  7. trxylermyqueen:

    Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.

    (via jesus-christ-theyre-minerals)

     
  8. soyrwoo:

    breefolk:

    mama-connor:

    Wow Google, thank you for the stunning support! The effort you put into representing this cause is fantastic! Like, wow, this doesn’t even compare to what you did for the DW 50th!

    Word.

    The Google Doodle usually depicts holidays, fun anniversaries, and exciting events.  More serious causes, like remembering 9/11, anti-abuse, and cancer awareness, are represented in a solemn manner with a ribbon at the bottom of the page.  The ribbon is a more respectful way for Google to show support than plastering it on every page in the form of a novelty “doodle,” especially when it may be triggering to some Google users.

    (Source: queerbot22, via jesus-christ-theyre-minerals)

     

  9. city-of-demise:

    Not all Americans:

    • are fat
    • like McDonald’s
    • like meat
    • drink coffee

    All Americans:

    • PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR

    • HAVE A PET EAGLE

    (via jesus-christ-theyre-minerals)

     

  10. shipsnotdrugs:

    so my friend and i were home alone and naturally we ordered a pizza

    we had a simple request

    image

    so when the doorbell rang we were super excited but our delivery person was this really confused old guy

    he was like, “i’m sorry, but i don’t know what the heck a TARDIS is, so i drew the closest thing i could think of”

    image

    he drew us a tortoise

    god bless this man

    i gave him a twenty and told him to keep the change

    (via jesus-christ-theyre-minerals)

     

  11. spagheteen:

    i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

    (via jesus-christ-theyre-minerals)

     

  12. 997:

    LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

    (via jesus-christ-theyre-minerals)

     

  13. Strange dream

    brightyounghiddlestoner:

    Had a random ass dream last night. I bumped into Peter Capaldi at a coffee shop, he was dressed in his doctor outfit. Ended up just Peter and I taking selfies.

     
  14. giddytf2:

    the-last-teabender:

    Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

    And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

    (via itsraininbritishmen)

     
  15. thefuuuucomics:

    museumuesum:

    George Ferrandi

    it felt like i knew you…, 2012 - ongoing
    I ride the NYC subway trains, usually in the evening when the seats are full. I focus on the shape of the space between the person sitting next to me and myself. I attempt to mentally and emotionally re-sculpt that space. In my mind, I reshape it- from the stiff and guarded space between strangers to the soft and yielding space between friends. I direct all my energy to this space between us. When the space palpably changes, and I completely feel like the stranger sitting next to me is my friend, I rest my head on that person’s shoulder…
    This says a lot about people.

    (via itsraininbritishmen)