1. themajesticfloof:

    lion-eyes03:

    IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

    You know, if you couldn’t tell from the fact that she has stripped down to her bra and panties.

    (via aphswiss)

     

  2. thisisbodypos:

    all boobs are good boobs

    all stomachs are good stomachs

    all thighs are good thighs 

    all bodies are good bodies

    yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it

    (via they-call-me-billy)

     

  3. friendzonked:

    don’t sexualise things meant for children like i dont care if you think i’m kink shaming you it’s gross don’t do it

    (via frizzlemizzle)

     

  4. muslimmafia:

    my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.

    (via ladies-fangirl-to)

     
  5. buttsweats:

    where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

    (via ladies-fangirl-to)

     
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  7. frizzlemizzle:

    usuk-omg:

    nowaitstop:

    You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

    too risky man

    nope not even risking that

     

  8. "IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO RAISE A DISABLED CHILD, OR A TRANS CHILD, OR A GAY OR BI OR PAN CHILD, IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO LOVE AND SUPPORT YOUR CHILD UNCONDITIONALLY, DO NOT HAVE A CHILD."
    — it is 2014. there are no excuses left. (via callmeoutis)

    (via they-call-me-billy)

     
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  11. read-travel-coffee:

    Sometimes I just miss these four so, so much. 

    (via they-call-me-billy)

     
  12. fistingeridan:

    IS NOBODY GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOU CAN BUY YAOI HANDs

    (Source: fnaf-fazbear, via nerd-thing)

     
  13. ugly-diamonds:

    macabrekawaii:

    itscalledfashionlookitup:

    When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

    I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 some ppl need to open their eyes that the Simpsons is pure gold

    (Source: sandandglass, via they-call-me-billy)

     

  14. How do you do the thing where you don’t talk to a person without falling in love with them

     

  15. stephani-d:

    johnhamishwatson-holmes:

    endlesslysherlocked:

    myhonestimpression:

    ascandalinreichenbach:

    a-study-in-holmes-in-221b:

    one-clever-girl:

    Name a british actor who has never been in drag.

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    GO ON, DO IT.image

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    I DARE YOU.

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    omfg

    you forgot these two

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    Also don’t forget.

    GUYS

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    the reblog button is so important to me when this post comes along

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    (Source: onefuckedupteenagegirl, via whohouselock)